Saturday, October 25, 2008

Coarse Language&Mainpage&Classfields

Boring Questions are asked,esp

Don't your agree that Licking the elbow with the tongue is Difficult:

Not only that,this week:谢谢你的投票!




I initially prepared quite a few bad words......

There was once a Japanese show about Doreamon lending Da Xiong a robot body structure.Da Xiong made a small snow man and put the robotic structure inside it.
Da Xiong carelessly left the bad robot structure on the floor,after Doreamon had find the good one.The small snow man formed another snowman (big) for accompainment.
When Doreamon&Da Xiong realised that they cannot stop the snowman,they did the snowman's bidding by offering it food.Soon,their mother got frustrated and scold the two kids.The mothwer also cannot handle the snowman.Doreamon opened up the heater as it is winter.In the end,the small snowman pushed the big snowman to the heater and eventually the snowmabn melted with the big snowman as it had to ensure that the big snowman cannot escape,here is the episosde 5:

I can't understand how Zanny &Rainie learn it well.Esp Zanny in SG,at least is more easier for rainie=gynmsatic+11 yrs of dancing.

New York Hip Hop:

Charleston had unique moves:


Jazz in 1920s:
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Map of Today's Event:

Old Jf colleugues:

Rats Striker:

Empire Building? Tuna Sushi? Like playing Lego? Wasabi?:

Why beautiful lips are impt?:

Radio Industry:


Photo 11:

Photo 2:

Kay=not interesting than a mango?:

Kay=dream to be next Angelia Jolie?:

28 Jan 07-883 photoshoot:

Who is frankie(steain):

No wonder!Kevin jump from 972 at 2005 Feb to 883,Jf jump at X TIME TO 933,PROB AUG 2007:

Compare Cyndi&Kay:


Kay's Trivia Palatte(Break-Time):


Secret reunion:

Promoting Integrated Resorts?-

JH's valentimes-

Way Too Fun?:

CQ on lipstick?:

Ivy=Hammerhead Shark?:

Ivy on gown hosting?:

WAY TOO Fun-Farenheit:



Agn's parrot:

Child's resolution?:

Child's long-awaited birthday?:

Favourite but harmful drink:

Parrys' gathering!:

Hooray for them,but build our what?

There is a Birthday Part 1?:

Who do you want to be:

Can we swop our positions?

Curious to know why Ken take up DJ:

Slam Dog:

Having Yes933 for a day:

Viewing Lagoon:
Wii for student?:

Fake Service women:

WII for student?:

Bite toungue=Blood=Iron=Nourishment:

MR JF,finally famous:

JH's Children's programme+Turning old?:

Recipe of Black Pepper Crab:

Top 10 recipes of steak:

Kay's alliance:



Date with Kay:

Rachel's blog:


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I see,there is no profile of Shihan at wikipedia,but she attends e乐星期天 every Sunday (8pm-12 am),the next Day!

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Is it ture that Kay has demophobia?
How about me?scared of snakes!

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When squeeze in crowds,panick attack,plus use gals with you?
Use gals but microphone can win them?

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Like New York City? What is good about it?

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CANDYCE LIKES Had more fun with Kevin’s Psp?

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Some more force him to put on Christmas hat?!

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Tuffy born on 8th Nov?
Get To Ngee Ann Poly to shoot up cahnce to become one of your?

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Why Jia Hui and Candyce likes to have new hairstle pose on blog?

Go To drink with Kevin?

Why working slots close= friends together?

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I see,洪俊扬 is Tuffy's daddy!
born in 2006,
RY LIKES b&w,Genie likes w?
Genie is on CH U news today:24th Jan 09,7pm.

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re-entry lines crazy?
Kay: Please queue properly. Your elbow is hitting my boob.

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Nobel Prize Winner? smile?
Why occupation is Life little jester?

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but I guess if I were him, I could be a worse bitch.

complain half of pop=crod,exgarte nos.?

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Obama inagruation=impt,watch on!
went to gym with frens
Formula from zouk!
1/4 Singapore's population = 1/8 in the queues outside Zouk + 1/8 on Zouk's dance floor.

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gold bag?
Gold Shoes?
Peakaboo for 2009?

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went London to see Queen?
Drunk? by 2-3 cans?
difficult to call in Sat's hotline

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May Day?Boston?2-3 Cartons of Beer?

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my fav? swordfish from Charlene
How come?

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Pork Shabu Shabu?
Rednang Island?
KAY'S BURFDAY=char,kay,Kev on a photo together?

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Kay,is it true?
Source:Saturday, September 27, 2008
'Why is it that American's elections are funnier than ours?'

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So concern abt Lee Hom in your sec days,Kay?

Anxious on a mole,


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UK or Us ,who wins?,why don't you give Asia a chance?

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Hate rats?

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Why does Western-belivers take much effort in clothes?
If there is no suitable clothes
1.wear the school style
2.use childhood clothes,but enlarged size of clothes
3.if don't wear=Jack Neo's naked swim for 幸福万岁's movie,once the sales hit $5m,he will apply a licence from police to swim naked.

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Superstitious to be moley or not?

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In Western Dining,Japan 's Tuna can not replace steak?

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Seafood pasta in what way is safe?

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a tactless friend=still on guard?

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In Italian,'gustoso cibo'=tasty food?

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If Kay is happy bird,chirp&fly daily,shit on detestable ppl?

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Heello in hosp blog entry&wake babies up when sleeping?

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So greedy to borrow 'luck' from friend's baby and bet any info on no.s games?

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Why listen to song every entry?

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Quote Kungfu Panda's msg:Yesterday is history ,tmr is mystery,today=gift=present?

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Kay has Frankie as her pet fish?

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Is Kay another Da Xiong?
once study=fall asleep?

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Why blame Penang for good food that destroy your waist?

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Forget to bring hp+nightmare=stupid thrusday+pissed off when seeing her colleugues feeling blue?

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friends in photo=dsyfunctional family?

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Darren=sweet chap&never get bullied in 'Good Morning' session?

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Advertise own session ,even take a look at escalator (mrt)?

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So old,still play eagle catch chick?

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Philadephain's accent feel=cheese steak,
make fun=evil muahahaha?

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Shocking,why does Jia Fa has her blog,they are colleugues before Kay came to 883jia.

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Learn perfect EL&CL from expert?

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Find Mas Selamat=打小人?
Kay does not want to pay high airport taxes for security,and live in fear that she might be used as a hostage?

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Does her friend Charlene have 劳碌命?When Kay goes on a holiday,she oftens get sick!

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Never want her bf or dad or bro to carry her handbags when sick?
fear they may scratch onto LVs.

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Happy that SG beat Russia in the hosting of YOG 2010?

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Use Da (the) brain for ideas to get $10m?

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Do your know that Di Jia sometime s do not appear in 'free&easy自由节拍',she is at weekend 4-8pm.

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Do not understand why that session weekend 4-8pm is filled with cosmetics!

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When I am reviewing Charlene's comment on CNY,
a)when visting&wishing elders good luck for the year,relatives&family members dressed in red=walking angpow?
b)she has been through overseas studies?
Does that mean that Kay*studies locally means she is supportive of SG?
Proably,Charl loves HK!
c)like crystals or accessories that bring luck for year?
d)ChildHOOD likes 年糕,but when adult=肉干?
e) pro skill is throwings unwanted objects/belongings out of room,wait for other family members to clear up?
f)health is weak?=get flu!
g) move to condo of GCC?

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IT STARTED on 5 feb with US$5 000.
THEY SOLD 15000 COPIES AT FIRST,THEIR Office was at Illegal Pub underpass!


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Dammit. Why does this sound like my current life story?
Which reminds me: I have no pastel bridesmaid dress for HY's wedding this weekend!
Mah gawd!!! *panic attack*

Why bother no bridesmaid dress when the purpose is to wish well HY?

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If don't drink hot coffee,tea,eat brocolli,what do you have?

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Why lips blister=look like a freak?

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LOOKS LIKE Kay's el is very powerful after the expert!

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haven't been updating much because I'd been busy (the most frequently used excuse), and nothing terribly exciting has happened.
~ No overseas trip. 'Cruise doesn't count. I'm talking about taking the plane'.So,plane is the main transport in your life?
Or SG Airlines has 'sweet' service?

~ No special announcement, e.g. 'I'm getting married', 'I'm pregnant' or 'I'm joining the Hari Krishna'=who?.

Oh wait, on second thoughts, I do have things to say.
~ I have more work to cover since TY, JY and JF had left.
Jf is lazy?
~ I have a new assistant program manager.
~ I'm off to Shanghai in December, thus I've to miss PH's wedding.
~ Exams stress is killing me and I'm studying in the office on a Saturday.

You have been in 883 since you are in JC?
~ I'd just dropped a pack of chocolate wafer into my fish bowl. Frankie's shocked. So am I. Coz I ate up the biscuit anyway.

Last but not least, I'd been told that Care Bears are gay and dead. Bah! What do boys know about Care Bears anyway?

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If candyce were to know abt it,you will be in the stew!

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Look, clubbing is only a very minor part of my life. I work, I attend lessons, I do sports, I read, I enjoy gardening, I go for breakfast with my family... I even help elderly folks cross the roads.

How is this possible?

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HUGO,handsome,charming,newphew of Kay is lady killer&use liquidity milk of ice-cream (popsicles) to act beard!

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Frankie,fighting fish,thinks that Kay's fingers are its enemies,went to office to change water for it Sunday,this is love?

Frankie=latest man of her life?

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Beyonce is wrong abt the present world.

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Chicken Dance by TP!
Majhong=Deadly Disese?
Over ate 15 Days=Hippotamus?

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mental block+dream along as you experince life?

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Kay,similar to Jiafa likes to arrange info randomly!

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Now that 13 Feb,Di Jia report that their boss give them each a rose+chocolates,so caring!

Wonder why SH takes leave!

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Kay has a Japanese name?
'My Japanese name is 長谷川 Hasegawa (long valley river) 久美子 Kumiko (eternal beautiful child).'

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1. I spent the first 6 years of my life living in various countries e.g. Singapore,
UK, Taiwan, Malaysia. Hence... (leading on to 2)

2. I cannot remember the first 6 years of my life in a chronological order.

3. When I was a kid, everyone that babysat me before fears me. I was that much of a

4. I was told that I ate a cockroach when I was 2.*

5. I have an extreme fear for cockroaches. (I think its related to no. 4)*

6. I lied to my parents since Pri 3 when I told them I was studying in my locked room.
Instead, I lay on my bed and daydreamed about everything under the sun.*

7. I wanted to be an astronaut when I grow up. I still do.*

8. I dream a lot, literally. More than often, I have nightmares. Of monsters chasing
after me, serial killers chasing after me, Lord Voldemort chasing after me.

9. When I look at a picture of a group of people, I only look at myself. (I don't
think I'm the only one.)

10. I used to daydream what I would do if I won 1 billion dollars in lottery. I still
do. And I would get too excited and not be able to sleep after.

11. I started using a Mac because it looked so beautiful. Now I'm hooked on it and I
regret it a little. Cos its an expensive preference.

12. I used to do volunteer work at an old folks home when I was younger. I stopped
because one of the old man told another old lady that my hair looked like a broom
in Hokkien. I was standing right beside them.

13. I long to be a photographer but I take really bad pictures. And I like to be in
the pictures.

14. I have too many friends that my weekends are never enough to split amongst all of
them. But I love them all too much to give any of them up.

15. I can't believe I'm almost halfway thru this. This is proving to be a lot more
work then I expected.

16. I sometimes secretly wish that friends around me would stop getting married so
that I can stop giving out ang pows. But that doesn't stop me from being extremely
happy and touched (and sometimes tickled) when they read their vows and promise to
each other.

17. I own 7 thumbdrives. I can't resist buying thumbdrives whenever I'm at an IT show.
Its like a collection.

18. I own a PS3. And I'm longing for PES 2009. Any kind souls?

19. I wish to have my very own camera. Anyone?

20. I hated my ex boss. I still do. Sometimes, I'd drive by the area around my old
office area, and wish he would walk by and I can wind down my window and hurl
vulgarities at him. But I won't. Because I'm more civilized than he is.

21. I love my current job. Though I still get occasional Monday Blues. I think it
applies to all jobs in general.

22. I sometimes think that my collection of toys would wake up in the middle of the
night and go about their own business. But now that I work at night and sleep in
the morning, I know its not true. Or maybe they just wait for me to sleep before
they come to life...

23. I want to act in a musical one day. Or any theater productions. Though I don't
think it would come thru cos I have a really bad memory and can't remember all the

24. I wish that I'm friends with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie so that I can be invited
to their dinner parties and hang out with their kids.

25. This 25 things is so narcissistic. I love it.


randallwee said...

?!GENIE HAS DUCK NECK,smelly beancurd,lotus with RIBS STEW

Capricorn is really wild!=Z

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Why Jh likes Chow Yun Fatt?

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Did not expect a child to have NY Resolutions......

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Of Course,a child's stoamch will bloat easily,but why is it a long-awaited birthday?

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Forget the 'Bloody Mary' publicity that you have made earlier?

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Last time,it was Andernesions or whatever......,now it is Parry-sians!

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Perfume for birthday part 1?

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WHY BLOG is blue-dotted instead of

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The atmosphere of Millionaire is really brought out!

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Doubt the news of the director abandoning the family after the movie......

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But to a family getting 150 000 rupees a month is quite thick for them!

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What's so good about Marina Barrage?

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Jiafa will be at Circle Line on 23 May 09!

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梁文音 is really Rachel Liang!

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Meeting Rachel Dave......

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Big Wind Blow's幸福起航 is not bad......

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Will find Lagoon&thermostat from Plankton......

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Whay kay hate 遗憾?

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Zappy=her car?
My new wallet from Flower/ Shiiiit/ Meimei/ my sister.
Huatster, the pictures are dedicated to you?!
So,Huatster=her wallet?

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Accidentally bit my tongue during dinner. Hard.
Result: BLOOD.
Felt like someone from the olden days, who's trying to 咬舌自尽.

Kay wants to murder herself?

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cannot get enough of WII?

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BTW, I am not cut out for the service industry. I will die from 内伤.

Scenario 1
Over the phone

Patient: 现在会很多人吗?
Kay: 现在还好. 等一下我就不知道了. 你要就现在来.

Two hours later, patient arrives.
Patient: (accusatory tone) 那么多人! 你刚才还讲还好?
Kay: 刚才真的是还好. 现在已经是一个小时后了. (under my breath) TMD. 你以为老娘会算命啊?

Scenario 2
Patient writes name. I inform her that she probably has to wait for 45 minutes.

Two minutes later.
Patient: Is it my turn yet?
Kay: Er, no. There are twenty something people in front of you.

Another two minutes later.
Patient: Is it my turn yet?

Kay: Er, no. There are still twenty something people in front of you.

Yet another two minutes later.
Patient: Is it my turn yet?

This repeats for another twenty something times.

Scenario 3
Patient: (impatiently) How come the people inside got so many questions? *mutter mutter grumble grumble*
And when it's their turn, they themselves have 1048297 questions to ask.

Scenario 4
Crazy children playing. Screaming. Wailing. Running amok. Parents looking on indifferently, throwing loving glances occassionally at their children, as if to say wow-my-child-is-so-energetic-and-lively.

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YSL is more popular han MARS at the end?

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Violate fans(female) to come in=fine NT$100?

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The clue from Mars @CH U before ultimate show:If they cannot love each other,why be together in the first place?

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What's so bad about being short?

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It is just identity......

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Even Da Mouth would be pleased to find themselves recongised on streets......

randallwee said...

so can you!

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BTW,which clinic was that?

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Smoke bomb?